First, this is one of the funniest blonde jokes I have ever read. Enjoy! Okay, time for the big Christmas update. I should be rocking out at some New Year’s parties right now, but I have a nasty cold and didn’t feel like…

The lights are going up, the tree is decorated, the families are getting together, and the department stores are mobbed with thousands of crazed, sleep-deprived soccer moms trying to find the last PS3 conveniently hidden…